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FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass


TAGS: chinese fortune cookie marriage annoy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:09 am
Didn't this thought originate with Rita Rudner?
Budog - July 2, 2011, 2:10 pm
Right on !!! Congrats. Now get busy and giver her "the shocker" occasionally, they love that stuff. Well at least it's worked for me.
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 11:45 am
Didn't call her that, called my brothers fiance that and she liked it... scary Thanks 8)
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 4:56 pm
A-Max, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT call your bride "a guy with t**s!" Best Friend will work well. BTW, Congrats!
ArturiusMaxwell - June 11, 2011, 5:25 am
I'm getting married next friday and I am working this into my vows! AWESOMESAUCE!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 6:18 pm
I was an Army Infantryman. Then 2nd enlistment, Navy Hospital Corpsman. Because of Army experience put in the field as a Corpsman with the USMC.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:44 pm
Proud member of the Army Medical Department (AMEDD)-- Mastication Management Specialist!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:38 pm
Verdect, the hallway, kitchen counter, dining table etc. It kind of freaks the kids out though. And we aren't allowed in certain home furnishing stores anymore...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:36 pm
MilDoc, LOL I just figured that out, Copious Motofaking, too much beer and being tired tends to dull the faculties. Does your user name have anything to do with being a military medic?
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:23 pm
Budog, I think that qualifies as a "left handed compliment." Either that, or just plain scary! That being said, 5 Chop 5tix for the cookie!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:36 am
In the cool way, not the prison kind of way...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:35 am
I want to like that but not in THAT way...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:03 am
I am a blessed man, my Wife is so cool she is like a dude with t***.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:54 am
Wow.. My hats off to you sir. You must be well an truly into the "Hallway ***" part of your relationship ;)
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:21 am
26 years here, we could have killed them and already been out on parole for good behavior...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:56 am
*wipes tear from eye* Been dedicated 15 years..


YOU DO REALIZE - That this means war.


TAGS: cat annoyed war
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Kolin2002

Lavinator - April 14, 2012, 1:17 am
Such a great look...
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 5:25 pm
You're not supposed to get it wet or feed it after midnight
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:38 pm
(carebear BANNED)


DEADPOOL - For him, Death is just a 10-second inconvenience. (And an ex-girlfriend.)




BULLSHIT - It would appear that I have reached my limit...




BOREDOM -


TAGS: annoying right calendar cat bored
Rating: 4.2/5

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HabsGuy - January 30, 2013, 11:38 am
EPIC!!!....lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:00 pm
Good lord, what if I had been lazy? Lol!


CONSCIOUSNESS - That annoying time between this nap and the next one.




SCIENTISTS - Had to clone the one person that annoys you the most, your sister.


TAGS: clone annoy sister random
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:30 am
Welcome to the site. 5Love the 1st poster catboy! Keep them coming. And take a few minutes to check out the other sites. Maybe you have some great ideas for posters for them too. I have 2 sisters so I'm sooooo happy scientists only clone 1....teehee


CHRISTMAS - The one time of the year when it's okay to be an obnoxious jerk and annoy the whole neighborhood




I LIKE LONG WALKS -


TAGS: long walks people annoy me
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 7:52 am
Love it Ron...my sentiment most days! 5 Poodlers


LONG WALKS -




EVANGELIST -


TAGS: more annoying than panhandlers
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by sickartist

stormXIII - July 19, 2011, 8:54 pm
a few words for a great truth
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:50 am
ROFLMAOPMPAC!! 5L indeed!


Annoying comics -




CHAIN EMAIL - Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.


TAGS: internet email annoyances
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 2:26 pm
Excellent! Nice reference to Aliens. When I receive any of those, I spam the sender with a "Hey!" in the subject box and an extra "hey" in the actual letter. I do this for a month. Maybe longer if they send me those "money angels"; then it goes on for 6.
the1stCOMMI3 - December 23, 2011, 1:50 am
God I hate those


I LIKE LONG WALKS - ...especially when they're taken by people that annoy me...


TAGS: annoyed dog
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

Feasibly - September 17, 2010, 12:43 am
Thanks FP
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:38 pm
5L from me feas


ANNOYING ORANGE - WILL SOMEONE MAKE SOME ORANGE JUICE AND GIT THIS OVER WITH!!!




TOYS -




THINGS THAT RUINE YOUR INTERNET SURFING -


TAGS: popup internet annoying bothering unnerving
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 7:55 am
Nice .. 5 Live Jasmins


IT MAKES ME ANGRY! -




TENACITY -


TAGS: kind of annoying
Rating: 3.26/5

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Askhole -


TAGS: advice annoying people opposite definition
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2014, 4:44 pm
I basically chose a picture that could best be taken both ways. Glad everyone liked it :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2014, 4:41 pm
I went with this picture because given the text, it could be taken either way; the man is being given the advice, or the woman.
tatespa - January 13, 2014, 12:20 pm
Commonly known as wife....
TheSanityInspector - January 12, 2014, 3:52 pm
How dare you call my wife such an rude name, sir!
MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 12:11 pm
5L crotchety for putting a name to those few I personally know!
GaryO - January 12, 2014, 9:04 am
This……is……GOOD
Silverheart - January 12, 2014, 8:29 am

F5cking brilliant. 5/f


Adventure -




Know-it-alls -


TAGS: know it all annoying people ***y kitten
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 5, 2013, 8:57 am
so freaking true
lgvernon - June 4, 2013, 6:57 pm

5Loooove this!~


Dear God -




car alarms -




Dear TV Writers -


TAGS: repeat tv episode annoying
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 5, 2014, 7:51 pm
Yes, you're so right! I've seen that before, and it is so annoying.
pickleviper - September 4, 2014, 8:15 am
It's worst when shows do a flashback episode in the first season. I think we can remember that far back, thanks.
ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:35 pm
The Cynic gets in the Last Word, again.


INTEGRITY -




some people -




The Crotchety Old Cynic Strikes Again! -


TAGS: zuckerberg facebook annoying news
Rating: 4.78/5

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maoworks2 - April 9, 2014, 8:06 am
100%.


Something Askew -


TAGS: cell phone talking interruptions annoying
Rating: 4.71/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2014, 3:31 am
Nope.


Reality TV -


TAGS: realty tv shows annoying popular
Rating: 4.57/5

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curlyrocks - September 30, 2014, 9:58 pm
I know the pain of going through the supermarket check out and seeing a magazine telling the "personal" details of some ones life like your supposed to know who they are or care, but the only way to end it is to jump out of the loop and ignore it.


Subtitles -




Finally -


TAGS: cell phone talking next in line please annoying
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:27 pm
let's hope it's a trend
maoworks2 - April 15, 2014, 7:33 am
It's About Time .


ANNOYING ASSIGNMENT -




Diane Wiest -


TAGS: voice sweet annoying
Rating: 4.25/5

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GaryO - March 9, 2014, 8:57 am
Oh HELLLLL, yeah.


Desperate Housewives -




ANNOYED AT WORK - Press this button and your manager's computer turns off. Endless fun!


TAGS: b***on annoyed work manager
Rating: 2.39/5

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... - October 26, 2008, 6:33 pm
*to
Em... - October 26, 2008, 6:33 pm
I was on 'a website' looking for christmas presents and found this. Im going to try and plug t in my sister's laptop :D


That Overcrowded Feeling -


TAGS: b*** crowd annoying
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by poopoopiggly

ipaprime - May 23, 2016, 1:27 am
I believe we are looking at Mecca during the pilgrimage season.
EmilioDumphque - May 22, 2016, 3:17 am
Wow! Whoever the headliner is, he's got a lot of fans!


Constant clashing cymbal -


TAGS: reign tv shows annoying drama
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - October 31, 2014, 9:56 am
Akshly, I’ve never watched the movie, or series, or whatever the phook ‘Reign’ is. Howevah, I AM a sucker for smoldering eyes, and those are a smolderin’. Tssssss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 31, 2014, 9:51 am
D*mn the medical field!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 31, 2014, 9:48 am
The usual plain, black cloak; but instead of being bald, Cousin It would act as his hairpiece. Lol.
GaryO - October 31, 2014, 8:18 am
Cynic, that's just plain sick.....um.....what would he be wearing?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 31, 2014, 3:04 am
What are your feelings regarding Fester Addams?
Thedge - October 30, 2014, 10:33 pm
What a coinkidink, in the old country, most of my lineage were professional Boil Suckers. Clinic in Holland has been in the family since ~1573. Antibiotics killed the business, though.
GaryO - October 30, 2014, 8:43 pm
I’m a sucker for pouting, especially festering. The more fester the better. Yessireebob. ‘Hey, baby, you look like you need that thing popped.’
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2014, 11:58 am
H*t chicks + drama? No, no, no. And no offense to anyone's personal preference, but she looks like every other pouting, festering young woman on every TV show / movie ever. "What I'm h*t? Oh, I had no idea. Does that make me h*tter? I don't believe you."
Thedge - October 29, 2014, 5:18 pm
So, we are doled out, loud, un-ending crescendos a lot of h** babes... Gary0, I do believe you discovered the reason they are so popular.
GaryO - October 29, 2014, 8:54 am
fap.....fap....fappity fap


He's Everywhere -




geriatrics -


TAGS: old people euthanasia annoying
Rating: 4.71/5

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GaryO - November 4, 2014, 8:41 am
Well, Olds, sometimes ya just hafta take it. You know, rodeo seks. Arena announcer; ‘Ladies and gentlemen, next up at gate number 7 is Oldsod atop She who must be obeyed’....giddyup.
Oldsod - November 3, 2014, 8:48 pm
All I can say...getting old is better than not getting any.
Sho - November 3, 2014, 3:57 am
Guess I won't fully understand until I reach there myself. I just miss the carefree days
steve1961 - November 2, 2014, 9:11 pm
Growing older is better than growing deader...or something.
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 8:54 pm
The only sadness will be when he party ends and the guests leave. But...by then...I s’pose I’ll be the one leaving....and I s’pose I’ll be a bit anxious about it.
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 8:53 pm
Funny, when one is young one cannot wait to become a certain age. But when one is old, one wishes to remain, for....ever.
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 8:52 pm
Sho, in all seriousness, my only fret is, this age, this middle age, this age of self comfort, of self knowledge, is a bit fleeting. I guess I’m at the furthermost part of it.
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 8:50 pm
there’s a choice? (wouldn’t go back for nuthin’)
Sho - November 2, 2014, 7:19 pm
Hey growing old doesn't sound that bad right? 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2014, 5:08 pm
Your an exception, Gary. It's good to keep a few old dogs . . . woof!
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 4:46 pm
Technically, 65 is recognized as the ‘geriatric’ age. I’m there. So far, so……
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2014, 4:15 pm
Impossible!
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 3:09 pm
I'm almost there, and I support this message


Knuckles -


TAGS: white knuckles anger annoyed pantomine
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - January 26, 2015, 7:04 pm
Thanks
mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:15 am
Left elbow up and back with enthusiasm! LOL! 5L
JesusWept - January 24, 2015, 6:30 pm
Thanks :)
lgvernon - January 24, 2015, 5:28 pm

I love the subtlety of this. 5L
EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2015, 5:05 pm
LOUDER!


Bated Chewing -




Aftermath -




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